Blackberry Jokes

A man wanted to celebrate his wife's birthday party. So he ordered a birthday cake. The salesman asked him, " Sir, what message shall i put on the cake? "
Man , " Getting older but u r getting better. "
Salesman, " How do u want me to put it? "
Man, " Well, Put... U r  getting Older - on the top and u r getting better- on the bottom."

When the cake was opened a the party everyone was aghast at the message on the cake.

It read, " You are getting older at the top but you are getting better at the bottom."


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If i was nike and you were mcdonalds

If i was nike and you were Mcdonalds

waah waah

if u were nike and i was mcdonalds

waah waah

Baby i'll just do it and you'll be loving it.

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I was in a Auto when the rickshaw guy said, " I love this job, no one tells me what to do? "

Then i replied, " Aage se left le. "

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