Santa Banta

A father and son went fishing one day. After a couple hours in the boat,
>the boy suddenly became curious about the world
>around him.
>
>He asked his father, "How does this boat float?"
>
>The father thought for a moment, then replied, "Don't rightly know,
>son."
>
>The boy returned to his contemplation, then turned back to his father,
>"How do fish breathe underwater?"
>
>Once again the father replied, "Don't rightly know, son."
>
>A little later the boy asked his father, "Why is the sky blue?"
>
>Again, the father replied. "Don't rightly know, son."
>
>Worried he was going to annoy his father, he says, "Dad, do you mind my
>asking you all of these questions?"
>
>"Of course not, son. If you don't ask questions, you'll never learn
>anything!"
>
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>WEEWEECHU
>
> One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend Jung
>Lee were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full
>moon, when Huan Cho said "Hey baby, how about playing Weeweechu."
>
> "Oh no, not now, lets look at the moon" said Jung Lee.
>
> "Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play Weeweechu. I love you and
>its the perfect time," Huan Cho begged.
>
> "But I rather just hold your hand and watch the moon."
>
> "Please Jung Lee, just once play Weeweechu with me."
>
> Jung Lee looked at Huan Chi and said, "OK, we'll play Weeweechu."....
>
> SO,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
>
> Huan Cho grabbed his guitar and they both sang....
>
> "Weeweechu a melly Chlistmas,
> Weeweechu a melly Chlistmas,
> Weeweechu a melly Chlistmas,
> and a hoppy New Year !"
>
>
>
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>1. Santa : What is the meaning of SMS ?
>
> Banta : It Means...
> S - Sardaron ka
>
> M - Mazaak udane ki
>
> S - Service
>
>
>
> 2. Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why
>???
> Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from
>the office
>
>
> 3. A sardar saw a beautiful girl.
> he went and kissed her.
> GIRL: "stupid,what are you doin...?"
>
> Sardar: " B.Com Final Year....
>
>
>
> 4. Santa was driving car zigzag on the road.
>
> Traffic inspector stopped him.
>
> Santa: Sir, I am learning the car.
>
> Inspector: without instructor?
>
> Santa: Sir, this is a correspondence course.
>
>
>
> 5. Once a school teacher told kids to write an essay on cricket
>match.
> Everybody was busy writing except santa, he wrote "Match
>cancelled due to rain".
>
>
> 6. Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak
>nahin penda.
> Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata
>hoon."
>
>
> 7. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
>
> Santa does not turns up for 4 days.
>
> Lady calls again, Santa replies:
>
> I am coming daily from 4 days, I press the bell, but no one
>comes out.
>
>
> 8. Santa khali kadahi me chammach chala raha tha to Banta ne
>
> poocha kya bana rahe ho?
>
> Santa- BEWAKOOF bana raha hoon..
>
>
> 9. A man told santa: Banta is kissing your wife.
>
> Santa hurriedly rushed to home,
>
> within half hour came back angrily and slapped the man and
>
> said: He is not Banta.